Drunken Monkey Knits

For those of you looking for help with Reid sizing issues, I'll be getting to that by next week and I will send all updates to Knitty ...

It's not my fault. If your head was as full of gunk as mine is, you'd look for ideas to steal, too. I found this idea over at Januar...

Dear Betsy, I really hope you come across this post, because my email won't let me reply to the one you sent me! There's no email l...

From Merriam-Webster online: Main Entry: swift Function: noun 1 : any of several lizards (especially of the genus Sceloporus) that run swif...

This is the simplest personality test I've ever taken, and it's a little scary how accurate the results are. All you have to do is c...

I think I've got it. Look: It fits! As I told you before, I added an extra 8 stitches to the cast on (which averages out to two stitches...

Occasionally, a person's faith in humanity can be restored. Today provides a good example. This morning, a few of my coworkers celebrate...

So, Brenda can't handle my secretivitation, so I've decided to reveal all in this shocking post. It's almost like Jerry Springer...

I am convinced (as are most bloggers) that I have the best commenters around. I love getting comments, even when I have to promise people so...

How come nobody ever says that something is sundry? It's always "various and sundry" even though "various" and ...

I just went back to double check the mega works-in-progress post to see how well I've progressed in a little over two months. Of the 14...

I was going to title this post "Entre-Update", but "Entrelupdate" amused me more. This is a picture of the entrelac mark...

I just have a few more shout-outs to make, and soon we'll be done. Besides, I left the camera in my purse in Anthony's car yesterday...

Kimmy (Greedy Monkey) Hi Kimmy! I'm sorry, but as a knitter, if you win, you must make your own socks. Branch out! Learn something new! ...

Chaka says "Hey!" from her new favorite perch. I'd always heard of cats sleeping on top of TVs, but never before had I seen it...

And by "Vegas", I mean the yarn store. And by "the yarn store", I mean I was there last night to hang out with Nicole. A...

A Time To Finish Projects Way back before the knitting olympics, I wanted to finish four projects. Two projects were socks for the niece and...

There sure have been a lot of prizes flying around knit-blogland lately... Olympic prizes (be they earned or not), comment prizes, contest p...

And it does. I am today's official Cinderelly. Tommy likey. Tommy want wingie. Nice heel. And... there wasn't much yarn left from th...

I have a new friend. His name is Meekins. He is either a sheep or an albino monkey, or perhaps a cross-breed of the two. Regardless, he enjo...