

Do you remember that one time, when I was thinking about that sock, and then about that sock yarn, and then I was looking for the sock yarn, and I looked through all my sock yarn, and I looked through all my other yarn, and I even tried to organize my stash, and I still couldn't find that sock yarn? Remember that? Do you?
I can't find the Cherry Tree Hill sock yarn! Maybe you can help. Did I give it to you? Did I give it to someone you know? Did I give it to someone you don't know? Did it run away from home? I tried asking the stash if they knew anything about it, but no one would talk. They were all muttering things about "cramped quarters" and "neglect" and other phrases I'd rather not repeat here. Anyway, maybe you know what happened to this yarn. If you do, will you tell me?
I should have said something earlier. Last time I visited you I heard Cherry Hill talking to the other yarn about going to New York to become a model. I thought it was just talk. I never thought she'd really do it. I'm so sorry.
ReplyDeleteI thought that you got so mad at the yarn that you gave it over to the cats for torture until it decided to cooperate. apparently it never caved.
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