Last fall I was at Hobby Lobby and I found this insanely bright yellow sparkly fun fur in the clearance bin. I knew immediately what I'd do with it. I took it up to the counter and the cashier said, "Isn't that beautiful!" And I replied, "I know, isn't it hideous?" I tried to explain what it was for, but some people just don't understand that even turtles need Easter outfits.
Happy Easter, everyone. :)