This is the simplest personality test I've ever taken, and it's a little scary how accurate the results are. All you have to do is click on 8 different colors in the order of how they make you feel, twice. Here are my results. What do you think?
Drunken Monkey's Existing Situation
Acts in an orderly, methodical, and self-contained manner. Needs the sympathetic understanding of someone who will give her recognition and approval.
Drunken Monkey's Stress Sources
Unfulfilled expectations have led to uncertainly and an apprehensive watchfulness. Badly needs to feel secure and protected against further disappointment, being passed over, or losing standing and prestige. Doubtful that things will be any better in the future, but inclined nevertheless to make exaggerated demands or reject compromise.
Drunken Monkey's Restrained Characteristics
Willing to become emotionally involved as she feels rather isolated and alone. Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense, though she tries to avoid open conflict.
Circumstances are restrictive and hampering, forcing her to forgo all joys and pleasures for the time being.
Drunken Monkey's Desired Objective
Seeks freedom from problems and a secure state of physical ease in which to relax and recover.
Drunken Monkey's Actual Problem
Disappointment and the fear that there is no point in formulating fresh goals have led to anxiety, and she is distressed by the lack of any close and understanding relationship or adequate appreciation. She attempts to escape from this into a stable and secure environment in which she can relax and feel more contented.
Drunken Monkey's Actual Problem #2
The fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things she wants increases her need for security and freedom from conflict. Is therefore seeking stability and an environment in which she can relax.
Wanna try it? You know you do.